Days BEFORE the Dept. of Defense' big OLD boy, Robert Gates said repealing anti-gay bigotry in the military would "send a very damaging message to our men and women in uniform," soldier Aaron Melcher and his comrades in drag send a MAJOR VOICEMAIL in the form of their ultra brilliant Lady GaGa "Telephone" remake. (In a single week, they've already racked up 1.2 million views. Take THAT random sample, Obie!)
How many ways does this 3 minute video show that Gates, Obama, et al, have not got a CLUE what or who the 'men and women in uniform' are?
1. This is garage drag at its gayest level, regardless of who's cornholin who, or not, in Obama's sandy new Vietnam.
2. Melcher's a two-mommies man, proving that lesbians can too teach a boy to dance!
3. Gates and Obama are like props off the set of Mad Men, that's how anachronistic they are.
4. But if we have to be retro, reach back to Truman. He desegregated the military how? WITH AN ORDER. Gates and Obama are ball-less wonders. UNLIKE the straight-but-so-not-narrow Aaron Melcher who is wondrously 'free to be you and me.'
5. The only good news is the future is now. And it does NOT include Obamahower and his white boys can't jump administration.
Thanks, 'Malibu Milkshake Melcher.' You ring Mister Bates queer bell.
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