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Monday, April 12, 2010

WINTOUR XVI Resign!


Italy has called La Wintour, Critter in Chief of American Vogue, on her pontifical assumption that she could dictate the Milan Fashion Calendar. Clearly they know what she hasn't realized: it's time to downscale and move back Notting Hill. Just like Benny The Ratzinger, YOU'RE OVAH—Ancient Anna!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

PAYING U.S. TO HATE ME The Gay Tax Day Blues


Sitting here with my big fat gay checkbook and about to write the big ones to Uncle Sam, Cousin Dave P and Aunt Bloomieberg. Finish off '09 tax bill, make the first big dent in '10. Funding my own exclusion from the Constitution. Seems I remember people not paying the "War Tax" back in the days of Hanoi Jane.

And now I read Uncle Samantha's having town meetings with soldiers as part of deciding whether gay Americans can quit lying in order to defend a set of freedoms they don't even have. Back to the desegregation of the troops under Truman: Do you think they asked a single soldier what he thought about sharing the battlefield and bunkhouse with black soldiers? Again: the military works on orders. The soldier's job is to OBEY. SO ORDER EQUALITY. NOW. AND THEY WILL OBEY.

Speaking of de-funding wars... what's UP with this Afghanistan thing? Paying for that, too. Add another 0 and FORGET ABOUT SOCIAL SECURITY being there when my generation needs it.

It's a sociological commonplace that money troubles are the number one cause of relationship failure. Well, I am SO out of love with paying for OBAMA'S Justice Department to write MORE briefs supporting the fed ban on marriage equality.

Lissen up, Obie: the gay check's in the mail.

Friday, March 26, 2010

SUSANNA MAILO: Trendsetter


Whilst the poor Papa is getting dragged down by his mighty mitre into the mire of priestly diddling of pubescent boys, apparently 1000s upon 1000s of them, and clearly is about to be wrenched from the throne of St. Petra, let us take a moment to remember the voice crying in the wilderness that showed us the way: Blessed Susanna Mailo, Pope Tackler. Let us gather round the table of Christ and see once more what was done for one for all: the video.

Can I get an early Alleluia?

ENLIGHTENED, DECENT...BIGOTRY


"Enlightened enforcement" is what The NY Times calls the new guidebook to discrimination against gay and lesbian soldiers in the US military, issued by Secretary of Defense Robert Gates yesterday. He patted himself and the President on the back for showing "common decency" in the methodology for kicking gays out of the military on unconstitutional grounds. Wow. The white boys, and that includes at least half of the Pres, must feel like they're really doing something big. They and, say, Joe Solomoneasy of the Subhuman Rights Campaign.

And now who are the military most worried about losing and/or under-recruiting by DADT repeal? The AP says the "Southern, Christian base" might resist. That would be the SAME base that resisted desegregation of the troops in the 40s.

Shall we repeat: order them to, and they will do it. That's the principle. There's no phase-in, or "gradual easing" needed. The Times says, to effect the change requires "a major push by President Obama." Yeah, we can see that. I'll bet he's already told Rahmy E, "get on that queer justice right pronto."

That would be the same Obama who tried to buy off his gay critics by saying we could be at our dying partners' death beds and funerals—without a single family benefit, including the very insurance we need to get health care for our partners, and ourselves. The same Obamacrats who are giddy with self-congratulation over Health Care "Reform;" whatever you want to call the massive transfer of yet more public wealth to the private health insurance industry, it does NOT make a single benefit available to gay families as such. In other words, the whole health care industry can continue to discriminate against gay families with impunity until the cows come home.

Thanks Obie. Rahmy. Nancy Pee-pee. You're so enlightened and decent. Your children must be proud. (Speaking of Sasha and Malia, next topic.)

Thursday, March 25, 2010

'IMPLEMENTING' JUSTICE dadt damn homphobia


Let me ask you this, Gates, Betrayus, Obie, Barney, Tammy, Joey L....

How is ANYTHING ever implemented in the military? By an order. Soldiers are told what to do and when to do it by their superiors. The military is NOT a democracy. It's a hierarchy. So this WATERBOARDING delay of justice for queers in the military is just plain ole duplicitous. You and I and every one knows, when you do something in uniform, it's ONLY because you're told to. So, Mr. Commander in Chief, Lady Gates, et al, ORDER IT ALREADY.

Did it ever occur to anyone that a gay soldier forced to stay in the closet might be a danger to his or her fellow soldiers? I mean, would any gay person be surprised to hear that a gay soldier had lost his/her shit and shot a comrade. I mean, when the REAL ENEMY is in the next bunk... who would you shoot?

Just saying.

Monday, February 22, 2010

'GAY SOLDIERS DON'T CAUSE DISRUPTION' Are We Doing Something Wrong?


Fist half of the above headline is STRAIGHT from yesterday's New York Times.

First off, we don't cause anything; bigotry does, bitches. And that goes for headline writers at the stoopid Times. But if the gays were doing their job, which is making straight America REAL nervous, the troops would be scared.

I mean, what do WE owe an institution that has harrassed, beaten and killed us for more than a couple of centuries? Think this: gay warriors. Armed and dangerous. Be scared, be very scared. Give the troops nightmares to go with all their other ghosts.

Just like they had back in the day... black dudes with guns. Sure the troops were against it. They were scared shitless they'd be strangled in their beds. Just like gay boys and girls in the American military are now.

If you're gay and you aren't disrupting something, examine yourself. You may be straight.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

MOSSAD GAIL A Star is Born


LATE ENTRY FOR OSCARS
Hurt this Locker, Hollywood! hats off to Gulf News TV and the Gov of Dubai for the most compelling film of 2010. Synopsis: Mossad wigs (and beards) out in a hotel shell game and smothering assassination of Hamas Honcho Mahmoud Al Mabhouh.

Why go sit through a three-hour cartoon in paper glasses? Screw directors and directresses. This is bot surveillance at its height.

"The Murder of Mahmoud Al Mabhouh"

The Oscar for Deathtime Achievement
Give it 27 minutes, it'll give you the world.


Click and drool.